An Ode To FFVII...

Reno and Rude sat under the tree,
Waiting for Rufus to come on TV.
Along came a Weapon, and angry was he,
"I'm gonna eat you, both up for tea!"

Cloud and Zack were swapping their kecks,
When Tifa walked out and offered them sex.
Zack said, "No love, you look like a wreck."
So outside she went and got scrubbin' the decks.

Red XIII was chasing a crow,
Whilst Cid and Barret were watching a show.
The Gold Saucer Gals were getting down low,
When who should appear but... Hojo!

Hojo was outraged and started to rage,
"You're all my specimins! Get back in your cage!"
The honeybee girls were struttin' on stage,
And in the back row, there was a Black Mage.

The Mage got excited and started a fire.
It all went up like a funeral pyre!
Hojo was dead, the poncey old liar,
And Vincent rejoiced and thought he'd retire.

Yuffie was stealing, to get her next hit.
The junkie she was, a crime she'd commit.
Aeris dragged her away, to the nearest exit,
And back to Wutai, and Leviathan's pit.

So off back to Midgar, our heroes do go,
With a cheer and a Wark! from a blue chocobo.
This poem's quite stressful, and equally slow,
But without my great talent, i think it would blow.

So cheers folks for listenin',
The mako is glistenin',
And I will be whistlin',
This beautiful tune.


~owari (~fin)